I had never lived anywhere besides SW Ohio with pop and typical midwestern things. Then my husband joined the Army and off to Germany we went. Couple of months later he left for Iraq and there I was in this country with no friends or family from home. LOL Culture shock set in about then!
EVERYONE drives a 5 speed, or a bike, or a scooter. I had to pick one. I learned to drive a stick. Hilarious. We have GIANT roads here, by comparison. Very wide, and very straight roads. Over there, think of those little country lanes just barely wide enough for a vehicle to pass. That was normal road unless you were in a big town. Then you hop on the autobahn, trucks going like 55 kph, you go to pass them, and then BAM out of no where, an Audi or BMW or Mercedes is on your tail flashing lights for you to move, 110 kph isn't fast enough, apparently.
The visibility is awful in town, buildings right up to the curb, maybe 6ft for the sidewalk and a bike lane. You have to creep forward slowly, or hit a biker. Don't forget, no turn on red. Something as basic as driving, was... fun?
The food... an American cheese burger is this dried out patty. Mayo is for dipping fries, that is all. Pop, soda, what ever you want to call it, lacks a lot of bubbles and has a different flavor. Pizza and Doner stands scattered around like Hot Dog carts in NYC. No hot dogs.
The language barrier... not so bad, but embarrassing. If you ask "Do you speak English" in English, the answer is always "Nein". Nope, No, not happening. You have to stumble through German and make it quite apparent that you need help in English before they switch over to perfect English. LOL They're SO mean!
Beer for lunch! Even the construction workers were having a beer with lunch on the side of the road. Beer mixed with pop, mixed with lemonade, however you want it. Everyone has beer, everyone drinks beer, the town I lived in, 153 breweries! No one told me the liquor was stronger too. I had my usual American type cocktail and couldn't.... walk... when I stood up. Hilarious.
Buying fish at the pet store was like prying candy from a baby. They don't like Americans having pets, we always leave them behind or buy them without knowing anything about them. I spoke with the sales girl in Germ-Glish for awhile until she was comfortable with my Cichlid knowledge and we established the store would take them back for resell when I moved. First time I ever had to buy fish with a plan. It was nice.
The 19% sales tax is rolled into the sticker price already. What you see is what you pay, ridiculous tax amount included.
Dogs on the bus, dogs under the table at the restaurant, dogs everywhere!
Baby Robins (of a type we don't have) fledged at a bar, one got squished by a bicycle, didn't look good for the rest. Huge bar effort to catch them all before more got squished. They were actually given to me to deal with since I proved myself in the catching. Had my German friend drive me out to an animal shelter that would finish rearing them and release them in the country, they were very pleased. Found out while there, 98% of the dogs in the shelter came from Americans.
You can't hardly buy anything after 7pm. Quick drive to the convenience store to get a gallon of milk? Not happening. But there is a beer delivery service, by the crate!
You don't.. grocery shop, in the American sense of going once every 2 weeks and buying a hoard of food. You go to market once every other day or so. You know, whatever your bike or scooter or smart car can carry. Buy your bread the morning it was popped out of the oven! And the pastries, with the coffee... OMG.... the chocolates, liquor, displayed and dispensed from wooden barrels on the shelf.
You know how you drive into a small town and half or most of the store fronts are empty? Not like that over there, thriving. McDonalds was closed and empty though. And
Wal-mart too, didn't last long. Cute Boutiques and stores everywhere! Foot traffic everywhere, bikes everywhere, scooters zooming by between cars. Ancient buildings, stucco on everything. "Skittles" houses with orange tile roofs are the extent of the "suburbs"... houses in Blue, Pink, Purple, Green... my building was purple. Also found in orange, beige, and lot's of other shades.
I didn't get to "hide" on the base, our house was 15 minutes away, instant submersion with the locals. I had to "learn" to ride the bus, I had never used public transportation before. It was clean, nice, and fun. Need to get to another city or town? No problem, hop the bus to the train station, hop on the train, you're there. I always took the slow train so I could see the country side.
Drive around a corner and there's a farmer walking horses in the middle of the town! Take a walk through the fields and encounter dog owners on a stroll, creating a "dog park" out of no where. Parks everywhere. Not much fear walking the streets at 4am, everyone out having fun on a Friday night, no gangs wondering the area, the polizie are... good rule enforcers. They will beat you down fast into submission, no questions asked, and lock you up. Better not make any trouble. They had high rise apartments with low rent, you didn't walk near those. Complete with graffiti to let you know.
"German Red" must be the national hair color. A Vibrant red/violet. It's as popular as blond is to us, apparently. I won't lie, I tried it too. I picked up a German accent to my English, that was funny. People would talk to me in German and I would catch half of it before I got confused, courtesy of my German friend, who would speak to me in half German so that I would learn it faster. Then they would laugh and apologize and explain they thought I was German... the red hair and accent... you know.
From there we went to Ft Campbell, Kentucky. Trucks jacked up on mud tires, awful excuses for sidewalks, deer thrown in truck beds, rifles strapped into the rear truck window, and a trip to
Wal-Mart was never the same for me. And gangs, awful teenagers, awful kids, awful dogs, complete culture shock all over again!
I miss the leisurely pace of Germany, how easy it was to get around, how fun the people were. You could go out alone and end up part of a mixed lot of Irish workers, or English tourists, other Americans, Germans who recognized you from the week before. So fun! Then hop into a cab home, a yellow Mercedes, for the ride of your life on those cobblestone roads... time is money you know! You get used to the feeling of "OMG we're gonna die!" when riding with a local.