Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Why all this talk of euthanasia? What about the youth in America, Europe, and other countries ?

Europe to something, asking that question.

 

[Jester57]

I just read about the triplet arsonists.


They were a matching set.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Did you hear about Bruce Lee's vegan brother, Broco Lee.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

There's a new channel for origami enthusiasts,

but it's on paper view.

 

[Jester57]

The so-called “satanic“ mouse isn’t really a mouse at all.


It’s classified as an Evole.

 

[Jester57]

When boxers begin their time at the gym…

do they punch a clock?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What is the difference between Daubi and Abu Daubi?

The people in Daubi don't like the Flintstones
but the people in Abu Daubi Do.

 

[Jester57]

I’d like to take just a moment to address an animal rights issue that happens literally every day yet continues to fly under the radar.


Battered shrimp.

 

[Jester57]

Why do star eaters enjoy eating stars?


They’re really into fusion cuisine.

 

[Jester57]

If an ornithologist writes his second book about birds…


is that a beakquel?