Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

He always felt incredibly joyful when he put on his clothing made out of women’s handbags.


It was his purse suit of happiness.

 

[Jester57]

I really wanted to do something easy to pass the time, so I shot fish in a barrel.

I ended up with a bunch of holy mackerel.

 

[Jester57]

The circus owner told the human cannonball that he was terminated right as they were lighting the fuse.

He was fired on the spot.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

When does a joke become a Dad Joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I have started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about of raisin awareness.

 

[The crazy Poultry hoarder]

I really wanted to do something easy to pass the time, so I shot fish in a barrel.

I ended up with a bunch of holy mackerel.

Huh

 

[Jester57]

I was mugged by a guy wearing sunglasses and a pink rabbit suit who hit me with his drumsticks.

It was battery.

 

[Jester57]

There was a guy who did all the mixing for the prison bakery.


He went stir crazy.

 

[Jester57]

I had a jam today with absolutely no calories.


It was made from air currants.

 

[Jester57]

At the school polling station, they always found him out on the playground.

He was a swing voter.