Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

It was a big surprise when the advertising company went out of business.

No one saw the signs.

 

[Jester57]

What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?

Nachos.

 

[Jester57]

Some may wonder how scientists were able to develop the invisible lizard so quickly…

but it was clear from the gecko.

 

[Jester57]

I give my cattle only the finest sparkling water.

I enjoy the heifervescense.

 

[EuroChook]

What's red and slimy, has big teeth, and wicked claws, and lives under your bed? I don't know either, but I guess you'll find out tonight!

 

[Sally PB]

^^Now that's a dad joke!

 

[EuroChook]

^^Now that's a dad joke!

I've got the gift! I've got the gift!

 

[EuroChook]

Why COULDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because she was appre-HEN-sive!

 

[EuroChook]

Why couldnt the bantam cross tbe road? (Altogether now----) because it was a little chicken!

 

[AntiqueB]

Good one!