Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

The police came and put everyone from Happy Acres into cuffs and took them down to the station.

It was an arrested development.

 

[EuroChook]

Good one!

Hey thank you! You've been a great audience-- Im here all week, folks! (And hopefully longer).

 

[EuroChook]

Catholic school. Teacher to Jimmy: "Jimmy, who wears the Fisherman's Ring?" Jimmy to Teacher: "I don't know. The fisherman's wife?"

 

[EuroChook]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

[EuroChook]

A bear walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Why the bare----" oh wait! I can't tell THAT one!

 

[EuroChook]

Did you hear about the Australian marathon runner who would always run holding a car door? Yes, that's right, a car door. When asked why he ran while holding a car door, he said, "Well, mate, whenever I get hot, I just wind down the window and let some fresh air in."

 

[EuroChook]

Anybody here from Pennsylvania? I love Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh! My goodness! Do you know, nobody living in the Greater Pittsburgh region has ever been buried there? That's right, and that's because it's rather illegal to bury living people!

 

[EuroChook]

Have you heard about the street performer who performed mime for 15 years? Boy, was he tired!

 

[Sally PB]

"I just flew in from Chicago. Man, are my arms tired!"

 

[EuroChook]

Im tough, I was made tough. When I get into a taxi and the driver asks, "Where you going?" I say, "None of your business Pal!"