Dad Jokes😂

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

(ok... when you read this make sure to do it in a army style voice, just trust me)

Why do chickens cross the road?

Because that's where the feed is sooold!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

haha While the pic is hilarious, it's sad that then it is almost that there are so many stories that the world will not hear. Could you dress it as fiction, perhaps? As a last resort, with the ubiquitous "Any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental" type disclaimer?

I tell new nurses to carry a Journal, they will know what to write. When it's time to retire, (and you don't need your license anymore), you can write "the book".
Ohhh, The stories we can't tell.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Quick. Who do you call in a Taco emergency?


Nine Juan Juan.

 

[Jester57]

What do you do with dirty nuts and bolts?


Get a washer.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just got the weather forecast for Mexico.

Chilie today and Hot Tamale.

 

[EuroChook]

Today news reports have it that the eminent scientist Prof. Bacon was seen departing from a luxury hotel with a mysterious female companion media has come to dub simply as Miss X. While the nature of their liaison, and the pair's current whereabouts, remain unknown, hotel staff are sure of one thing: if they don't return by morning, there will be no X and Bacon for breakfast.

 

[Everose]

No dad jokes, just my dad memes stash.

 

[Jester57]

Who would’ve guessed that the process of making sausage could be so interesting? I found out all about it on a website.

I’ll post a link.

 

[Jester57]

There was a clam who was electrocuted.


He was shell-shocked.

 

[EuroChook]

What did the chicken say when another chicken told her an outrageously funny story? "You've got to be yolking!" The farmer overheard the story and told the cow. Yep. I guess you can say he was really milking it.