Dad Jokes😂

[EuroChook]

Captain Picard! There's a giant sewing machine off the port bow. Shall we open fire?"

"Make it sew!"

 

[EuroChook]

When Obi Wan and Luke Skywalker went to a Chinese Restaurant and Luke couldn't use chopsticks he asked his mentor, "What do I do now?" "Use the fork, Luke."

 

[Jester57]

This new jam I tried was so good it was shocking.


It was made from electrical currants.

 

[Julie Hadley]

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

They get pretty bad!

Due to my incredibly small brain cell count I tend to find stupid things incredibly hilarious.

Behold, Dad Jokes.

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what did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: The Earth is 71% water, right?
Scientist: That is correct.
Me: And almost all of that water is uncarbonated.
Scientist: Okay sure.
ME: So, the Earth IS flat.

 

[Jester57]

It’s not well known, but the Vatican has a military aviation wing.

They are the Air Friars.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Just a follow up on the Red Dress Run.
https://www.wwltv.com/article/weath...iana/289-53b95121-60c3-4b04-8f4d-05dacaadd388

 

[Hayden Goseek]

It's never too late to start getting in shape.

That's why I'm waiting until later.

 

[Jester57]

She didn’t start losing her hair until she began using Simplicity designs to sew together men’s clothing.

It was male pattern baldness.

 

[Jester57]

My wife likes to tell me my shoes are untied while we’re doing our morning jog.


It’s kind of a running joke.