Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

What looks like a half of a cat?

The other half.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Okay, lets get back to our roots.

Why don't cats play cards?

Too many cheetahs.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

How do cattle do math?

They use a cowculator.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested?

He was charged with battery.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What do you get when you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog.

Dingo Starr

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Did anyone water the Christmas Tree?

"I Did" said the dog.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I met my Microbiologist today.

He was much bigger than I expected.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Cat puns freak meowt, seriously,

I'm not kitten.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear.

All to help them ignore you.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

When one door closes and another door opens in your house,

It's probably haunted.