Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

For our first romantic evening, I took the young lady to the desert. We sat and had a picnic under a single palm tree.

It was a date.

 

[Jester57]

When you are a scientist who studies meadows…


do you stand in your own field of research?

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining the concept of regenerative braking.

It was slow going at first, but in the end I got quite a charge out of it.

 

[Jester57]

If you drive while stoned…

are you automatically taking the high road?

 

[Jester57]

I wrote a book called “The Overflowing Cemetery”.


It didn’t have a plot.

 

[Jester57]

I went into a pet store to buy my parrot a new stand. They wanted $500 for it. I told them that was ridiculous.

Nevertheless, they said, that is the perch’s price.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If you drive while stoned…

A few years back on a highway in Pheonix I saw a sign that proudly stated,
"Drinking and driving goes together like Peas and Guacamole."(true)

 

[Jester57]

My chicken had an enormous self-revelation at her psychiatrist.

He called it a real beakthrough.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A few sight gags.

 

[Hayden Goseek]