Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

If you write three intensely suspenseful, interconnected novels…

are they considered a thrill-ology?

 

[Jester57]

Him: In my country, they have banned bathroom scales.

Me: No way.

 

[Jester57]

Have you read the article about ursine cloning?

It bears repeating.

 

[Jester57]

When I tried to ship my mom‘s body home, the airline refused to let her travel in the luggage compartment.

Human remains, they said, are considered to be carry-on.

 

[Jester57]

Last night I dreamt my body was being joined into the body of a federal prisoner.

I was confused.

 

[Jester57]

The guy at the computer store may have mentioned that I needed more RAM on my laptop.

But I have no memory of it.

 

[Jester57]

Parents, remind your kids to not do drugs.

They’re driving up prices for the rest of us.

 

[Jester57]

Have you heard about the massive explosion at the cheese factory in the Bronx?


Dere was a lot of da Brie everywhere.

 

[Jester57]

This guy stuck lit firecrackers in his ears and nose.

He wanted to be a headbanger.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Okay, not the Dad Joke format but this seemed to be the best place to put this "Dad Joke".