Dad Jokes😂

[notabitail]

I was so downwhen I couldnt pay my electric bill one day.

It was the darkest day of my life

Someone stole all my lamps.

I was delighted.

 

[MamaPoult]

Someone stole all my lamps.

I was delighted.

Oh my gosh

 

[GirlsHuntToo]

What was Papa John's first born son's name?

Little Ceaser

 

[MamaPoult]

How do italians cut their pizza?

With little ceasers

 

[notabitail]

How do italians cut their pizza?

With little ceasers

If you mock a Roman you'll get a ceaser and desist letter.

 

[Jester57]

I don’t mean to brag, but they’ve banned me from the hardware store.

I kept setting off all the stud sensors.

 

[Jester57]

What did the 2 x 4 say to the plywood?

I'm bored.

 

[notabitail]

What did the 2 x 4 say to the plywood?

I'm bored.

Where you you get all these?

 

[Jester57]

Where you you get all these?

From that scary and dangerous place, my brain.

 

[MamaPoult]

What do you call a bull thats sleeping?

A bulldozer