Dad Jokes😂

[Crazy Maizie]

And...

What do prisoners use call each other?

Cell phones.

 

[Everose]

I would tell you a vaccum joke, but...they always suck!

 

[Crazy Maizie]

What do u call a cow wearing a crown?


A dairy queen.

 

[Crazy Maizie]

What has five fingers and drives a tractor?

A farm hand. 🖐

 

[Jester57]

What is the spiritual advice book for chicken owners?

Chicken Coop for the Soul.

 

[Jester57]

What do chicken athletes strive for?

Beak performance

 

[Painted Calls]

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

Spoiler

It was legend dairy.

 

[KingD]

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

Spoiler

It was legend dairy.

I'm too Mature for those kind of jokes.

 

[Painted Calls]

I'm too Mature for those kind of jokes.

HA, best joke yet.

 

[KingD]

I stopped eating cheese because I was getting Feta and Feta.