Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Him: "I was bitten by a Great Dane on my walk."

Her: "That's terrible. Imagine if it had been a small child."

Him: "I could have fought off a small child."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The first role of the Condescending Club is really kind of complex...

I don't think you would understand even if I explained it to you.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.


Come on, that's humerus.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: Hindsight has always been my greatest talent.

Friend: That's not very helpful.

Me: I see that now.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: I can't go back to work for that man after what he told me today.

Him: What did he say?

Her: Your fired.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

You won't believe what they just said on the news!

Your right.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: That giant bag of candy is resealable.

Him: That won't be necessary.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I accidently took my cat's medication last night.

Don't ask meow.

 

[notabitail]

I accidently took my cat's medication last night.

Don't ask meow.

Meow?