Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Alien: Why shouldn't we destroy your planet?

Me: We are a very advanced species.

Alien: How do you travel?

Me: We light old dinosaurs on fire.

 

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Co-pilot: "Why did you become a pilot?"

Pilot: "To overcome my greatest fear."

Co-pilot: "Heights?"

Pilot: "Dying alone."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I bought a sweater I liked but it was picking up a lot of static electricity. I brought it back to the store so they gave me another one free of charge.

 

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