Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Did you hear about the new cordaroy pillows?

They are making a lot of headlines.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

First person to eat a banana, "This is terrible."

First person to peel a banana, "Dude, guess what."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Funny how you can trust your dog to guard your house...

but not your sandwich.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Is it just me or is the supermarket

playing GREAT music lately.

 

[notabitail]

Is it just me or is the supermarket

playing GREAT music lately.

Just you.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Which is heavier, butane or water?

Water, butane is lighter fluid.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The average height of a dwarf is 3 feet.

That is a little gnome fact.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A caveman and a bear walk into a bar.

Bartender: "Okay, what is the story?"

Caveman: "Bear with me."

 

[talkinboutchickens]

why are all the punchlines blurred on my end??

 

[talkinboutchickens]

OHHH WAIT WHEN YOU PRESS ON IT IT UN-BLURS???