Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

I think the geese are safe today.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1840503801893237134

 

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[Squawkers]

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That is 100% my dad

 

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[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Would it be fair to say Patrick Stewart was hung by his own Picard?

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I joined a dating service for people my age.

It's called CARBON DATING.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I went to the doctor because I thought I had arthritis.

The doctor said I don't. It is early onset rigor mortus.