Dad Jokes😂

[TOMTE]

Mother tomato, daddy tomato, and their 2 tomato children go for a walk.

One of the tomato kids starts falling behind so mother tomato asks daddy tomato to handle it.

Daddy tomato goes back to the slow tomato kid.

Daddy tomato stomps on little tomato and says:

"Ketchup!"

 

[ShrekDawg]

What’s a werewolf’s favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula!

 

[janiedoe]

Mother tomato, daddy tomato, and their 2 tomato children go for a walk.

One of the tomato kids starts falling behind so mother tomato asks daddy tomato to handle it.

Daddy tomato goes back to the slow tomato kid.

Daddy tomato stomps on little tomato and says:

"Ketchup!"

What’s a werewolf’s favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula!

I wanted to give you both a reaction but my internet is sooo slow that I can only "like"
So here's your

 

[ShrekDawg]

I wanted to give you both a reaction but my internet is sooo slow that I can only "like"
So here's your

 

[Jester57]

I’m constantly worried about having enough space and supplies for all these chicks I’ve hatched.


I know, I know; I brood too much.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

To all those people who said I would never amount to anything because of my procrastonating,

You just wait!

 

[ShrekDawg]

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes……but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?

Because their belts are on their hats

 

[ShrekDawg]

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Last week I accidently gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick.

She still isn't talking to me.