Dad Jokes😂

[Sally PB]

(I don' t know if I posted this here before...)

Mom, dad, and their son were on their boat in its slip. Dad was painting the back of the boat, mom was mixing some more paint, the son was throwing rocks at birds, and Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto was on the radio.

In other words:
Dad was leaving no stern untoned.
Mom was leaving no tone unstirred.
The son was leaving no tern unstoned.
Isaac, the violinist, was leaving no tone un-Sterned.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

Have you seen the documentary about what happens when you wake up?

It was eye-opening.

 

[Jester57]

I’ve developed an almost crippling fear of NoDoz.


It really keeps me awake at night.

 

[TOMTE]

If you hesitate after saying "well..." my dad will say, without fail, "hole in the ground you get water out of"

 

[BigBlueHen53]

If you hesitate after saying "well..." my dad will say, without fail, "hole in the ground you get water out of"

Deep subject.

 

[janiedoe]

If you hesitate after saying "well..." my dad will say, without fail, "hole in the ground you get water out of"

Not gonna say what my husband says if you hesitate when saying "but"

 

[Jester57]

Before electricity, when you were going to get rid of something,


did you just liminate it?



Please like this one, I put a lot of ffort into writing it.

 

[Jester57]

He didn’t know if he was living in the past, present or future.


It made him tense.