Dad Jokes😂

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Didn't make it.

 

[Squawkers]

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus.

My dad has literally told me this like three times. He never remembers that he already told me. Such a dad joke

 

[Smoked Brisket]

All my neighbors were keeping up with the Jones.

We were keeping up with the Waltons.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Squawkers]

A couple things my dad has done:

Called me into the bathroom once yelling “come help me, there’s Pooh on the floor!!” I walked in and he had a stuffed Winnie the Pooh on the floor

Once we were outside and he said “careful there is a bee behind you” I jumped and looked behind me and there was the letter “B” written on the cement in chalk

And the countless dad jokes…
When I first went to college I’d wake up every morning to some joke he’d texted me. He didn’t keep it up for too long but it did brighten my mornings