Dad Jokes😂

[pennyJo1960]

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

 

[Jester57]

Do plants open their religious services with “Lettuce pray”?

 

[KingD]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Spoiler

Blue paint.

 

[KingD]

What did the grape say when he was pinched?

Spoiler: "_'

Nothing, he gave a little wine

 

[Sara S]

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

Oml that’s fantastic

 

[Sara S]

Ok this joke is more surprising then funny (no offense to the wives here, I got his joke a little too well)

If your dog was barking on the front door and your wife knocking on the back door, who should you let in first?


The dog, because at least it would shut up once it got in.

 

[Jester57]

What is the most common form of abuse committed in American restaurants today?

Spoiler

Battered shrimp

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What kind of salad do honeymooners like?
Lettuce alone

 

[Chookwagn]

Whats brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?

Spoiler

a homesick poo

 

[NC_Quail]

Whats brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?

Spoiler

a homesick poo

EW! I assumed you were going to say stick bug!