Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

The policeman said to the man he found lying on the ground, "Sir, why are you covered in purple stains?"

Spoiler

"Somebody beet me up."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

 

[All4Eggz]

I sold our vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.

 

[All4Eggz]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[Jester57]

Mud and Water once took each other to court.

They settled.

 

[cardinall]

Dude! There is no way I just found this

 

[Iluveggers]

Dude! There is no way I just found this

Is that the punch line?

 

[cardinall]

Is that the punch line?

Nah man I wish I could make a joke out of that

 

[cardinall]

Shoot none my jokes really that propriate