Dad Jokes😂

[JustBabyMargo]

Whats a cow called with no legs?

ground beef. (Poor guy )

Wow, that joke was very moo-ving.

 

[Isadora]

Wow, that joke was very moo-ving.

This thread is getting so bad I'm going to have to hoof it.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

What does every fisherman want?

Spoiler: Answer

A gillfriend.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

This thread is getting so bad I'm going to have to hoof it.

What are you going to do? Move on to an-udder thread?

 

[Iluveggers]

What does every fisherman want?

Spoiler: Answer

A gillfriend.

That joke was ex-squid-sit

 

[Isadora]

What are you going to do? Move on to an-udder thread?

I'm going to do anything that will get me to steer clear of here.

 

[Iluveggers]

i think it’s way pasture bedtime…

 

[Sally PB]

Nobody got my "Pulitzer Prize" pun.

I did! Just that I was 5 pages behind.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

I'm going to do anything that will get me to steer clear of here.

I don’t want to herd your feelings, but I think you’re making a moo-stake.

 

[Sally PB]

How about the "man with no arms and no legs" jokes? Like this:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a piles of leaves?

Spoiler

Russel