Dad Jokes😂

[troyer]

What do you call a man with no head, arms, legs or torso?

I dont know, but everyone seems to be on the no limb kick

Blob.

 

[Chicken poppy]

Blob.

That to!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Blob.

I was gonna say Matt.

 

[cardinall]

I was at school yesterday and I had to vacuum the classroom cause I spilled my chips on the floor but anyway the vacuum wasn’t doing a good job so I said this vacuum sucks and the teacher said of course it does that’s it job.

 

[Chookwagn]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?

I thought "clever dick" was the answer to this one

 

[Chookwagn]

What do you call a man with a rabbit in his pocket?

Spoiler

Warren

 

[Jester57]

Why do they call that hat you wear in the jungle a pith helmet?

Spoiler

Becauth of all the monkeeth up in the treeth.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming sausage and cheese shortage.

They are calling it a wurst käse scenario.

 

[azurbanclucker]

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Spoiler

A shoe.

 

[ColtHandorf]

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?

Sofishticated