Dad Jokes😂

[Chicken poppy]

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?

Sofishticated

what do you call a product made by fish?

oFISHal

beyond bad (not in the good way) im tired.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.

But that’s not nececelery true.

 

[Chicken poppy]

if people think dad jokes are bad.

i dont carrot all (THEIR GETTING WORSE )

 

[BigBlueHen53]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

(But I can't stay away, lol!)

 

[pennyJo1960]

How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

 

[pennyJo1960]

What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!

 

[pennyJo1960]

Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.

 

[pennyJo1960]

I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.

 

[Chicken poppy]

Id like to report a very important announcement, dad joke fever is spreading like crazy! Be warned! Take cover!