Dad Jokes😂

[Silviaschicks]

If you go out hunting for mushrooms, and don't find any, is that a morel failure on your part?

Yes. You would be in big truffle

 

[Bakbuk]

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I’m more of a gray Jedi

 

[HeatherKellyB]

I asked my Dad how he was feeling one day while he was in the hospital. He said, "I feel like I've been spit at and missed and $h!t at and hit."


I might be the only person that hadn't ever heard this before then, but it makes me laugh every time I think about it. Since it's not really a joke, but more of a saying, allow me to do the honors

I can't wait to read this thread! The first couple of pages have been hilarious!

Edited for language

 

[Jester57]

Why were the egg’s clothes so expensive?

He had to shell out a lot for them.

 

[cardinall]

I’m more of a gray Jedi

Thought that said gay Jedi

 

[Bakbuk]

Thought that said gay Jedi

DONT. EVEN. GO. THERE.

 

[Chickeria]

How do you make an egg roll?



Just push.

 

[Sally PB]

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid!

 

[Isadora]

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid!

This one is actually hilarious to me because two of my kids talk this way, dropping the S if a words starts with it.

 

[Jester57]

How did the artist get clean?

Spoiler

He drew a bath.