Dad Jokes😂

[Silkiesaz]

I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it is more of a wrap

 

[Silkiesaz]

Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees
Because they are pretty good at it

 

[Jester57]

If I seek enlightenment, will it affect my electric bill?

 

[troyer]

If I seek enlightenment, will it affect my electric bill?

Maybe . . . . .

 

[Isadora]

The scary thing about the undertaker is that, no matter how you may outwit him during your life, he'll get you in the end.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it is more of a wrap

 

[Jester57]

The scary thing about the undertaker is that, no matter how you may outwit him during your life, he'll get you in the end.

I'm sure that, at the end, you'll bury your differences.

 

[Alagirl]

I asked my kid 'how do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?'
He shrugged
'you take away their little brooms.'
He was frying Bologna at the time.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The scary thing about the undertaker is that, no matter how you may outwit him during your life, he'll get you in the end.

You spend your whole life stopping at Red lights and when your dead you get to run them.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I'm sure that, at the end, you'll bury your differences.