Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Two cannibals are eating by the fire and one says "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other one said "Just eat your vegetables."

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My friend became a vegan, and she's completely changed. It's like I've never met herbivore.

Good one!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

That Corgi is a good sit-down comedian!

 

[cardinall]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Latest weather bulletin from the Mexican Resturant;

"Chilie today and Hot Tamale".

 

[Jester57]

What do you say to someone who is currently digging for water?


Well now…

 

[Jester57]

For my New Year’s resolution, I decided to spread empathy wherever I went.


You’d think that was really funny if you knew me.

 

[Jester57]

Would you care to explain how the gentleman in question has a pinecone growing from the middle of his face?


Would I!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Today I learned that you're really not supposed to leave Ewoks outside.

Turns out they're Endor pets