Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

What do you call a transparent mushroom?

Spoiler

A ‘shroom with a view.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Why do I keep coming here?

FOMO...

 

[Jester57]

How does Batman fix his costume in the field?

Spoiler

Masking tape.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Why do I keep coming here?

FOMO...

For ammo?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

For ammo?

Fear Of Missing Out.

I keep thinking I'm going to miss a good joke ....

Apparently I'm an optimist!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Fear Of Missing Out.

I keep thinking I'm going to miss a good joke ....

Apparently I'm an optimist!

Live in Hope; Die in Despair.

 

[Jester57]

Live in Hope; Die in Despair.

Is Despair near Des Moines? Or...are they really the same thing?

 

[Jester57]

There was a macrame artist who became entangled in their own creation and strangled to death.


It was ruled a tie die.

 

[Sally PB]

This thread needs a "groan" emoji!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

This thread needs a "groan" emoji!

Or at least an eyeroll!