Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

What's E.T. short for?


Because he's only got little legs!!

 

[KingD]

I usually prefer the UK spelling on words. I always spell grey with an e. I have to be careful not to spell color with the ou. I'd not seen tire spelled tyre, so I was curious.

It was part of the joke I think

 

[JustBabyMargo]

One my dad would randomly say ALL. THE. TIME.
“What’s for dinner, Grandma?”
Or
“What’s for dinner? Grandma?”
It doesn’t even make any sense!

 

[ColtHandorf]

What's E.T. short for?


Because he's only got little legs!!

I loathed that movie as a kid. I still don't like it. lol He's creepy.

 

[KingD]

One my dad would randomly say ALL. THE. TIME.
“What’s for dinner, Grandma?”
Or
“What’s for dinner? Grandma?”
It doesn’t even make any sense!

Is that a joke or??

That must be a true Dad Joke.

 

[KingD]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

[ColtHandorf]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Is that a joke or??

That must be a true Dad Joke.

Yup just some random dad joke that my dad would bring up. I don’t even know why.

 

[ColtHandorf]

You know why I don't trust stairs?

They are always up to something...

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Why can’t you tell secrets in the garden?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.