Dad Jokes😂

[pennyJo1960]

What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

 

[Jester57]

Why did the man feel relieved when he cleaned off his game board?

Spoiler

He got something off his chess.

 

[defazzy]

This morning when I came back from the coop to collect the eggs, my girlfriend was complaining again. Apparently, I never make time for her. She says I'm always busy with the chickens and my obsession with the live news reporting on the European war. The only advantage of being in a relationship with me was that I bring her fresh eggs every morning. I had some breaking news for her.

 

[Jester57]

How is water like having an incomplete encyclopedia set?

Spoiler

All you've got is H to O.

 

[defazzy]

Wo has a flock with hens and is AWESOME?

this crazy chicken owner

 

[Jester57]

Have you heard about the vicious invisible cattle?

Spoiler

Better steer clear of them.

 

[Jester57]

Help me! My chickens are possessed!

They’ve started laying deviled eggs.

 

[Jester57]

Where did the Knight of the Round Table go to get his desert transportation?

Spoiler

The camel lot.

 

[Iluveggers]

Who is the newest night at the Round Table?

Spoiler

Sir-Cumference

 

[Jester57]

Who is the newest night at the Round Table?

Spoiler

Sir-Cumference

Sir Charge is responsible for collecting dues.