Dad Jokes😂

[Lemon-Drop]

The implication is that in the former life, the person was a horse's @$$.

I laughed when I finally figured it out, but it was even funnier to me that I had remembered it for so many years!

That makes sense now…

 

[CatLoverLu]

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

Boo bees

That's terrible

 

[Jester57]

What have scientists discovered about putting chickens in hot tubs ?

They’re undecided and still taking stock of the results

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

At dinner one night, we were all talking about my Dad's new drill press. My Dad said to my younger brother, "No, you can't put your older brother's head in the drill press." My brother replied, "Why not? In this country we have freedom of the press!"

 

[janiedoe]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. He orders a martini. Then a second martini.
The bartender asks "do you want another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not."
and POOF...he disapears.

 

[high5]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. He orders a martini. Then a second martini.
The bartender asks "do you want another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not."
and POOF...he disapears.

Haha!
A panda walks into a bar, has a meal, puts a bullet in the bar owner, then walks out.
The bar owner's wife looks up 'panda' in the dictionary, it says, "Panda - eats shoots and leaves"!

 

[Jester57]

Why is that boat so cheap?

Spoiler

It’s on sail.

 

[Lemon-Drop]

Why is that boat so cheap?

Spoiler

It’s on sail.

You made me choke.
My dads grew up sailing, I’m going to tell him that!

 

[Everose]

You made me choke.
My dads grew up sailing, I’m going to tell him that!

 

[Lemon-Drop]

*I meant dad. But some people do have multiple fathers.
(I have a mom and dad though)