Dad Jokes😂

[Lemon-Drop]

You: “I’m hungry!”
Dad: “Hi Hungry nice to meet you!”

Oh my goodness. I know this was a while ago (just had been scrolling through the jokes…)

My dad would say that ALL the time! It drove my crazy!

 

[azurbanclucker]

How do you wear a boat as a hat?

Spoiler

If you flip it over, it becomes capsized.

 

[Blue Raptor]

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Hi.

 

[azurbanclucker]

My wife asked me this morning if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said "No, what's her average?"

 

[defazzy]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I want to warn fellow chicken lovers of something that's been affecting my flock recently, and it might happen to you too.

We had some hatchlings that did very well a couple of weeks ago. They were alive, energetic, hopping around and playing. The only thing was, they didn't get big, almost like bantams, while they should be regular-sized fowl.

So we took a trip to the vet, and they tested positive for the dw gene, which means they are genetically predisposed to sex-linked recessive dwarfism.

Watch out for your flock, the vet said it's a growing problem.

 

[janiedoe]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I want to warn fellow chicken lovers of something that's been affecting my flock recently, and it might happen to you too.

We had some hatchlings that did very well a couple of weeks ago. They were alive, energetic, hopping around and playing. The only thing was, they didn't get big, almost like bantams, while they should be regular-sized fowl.

So we took a trip to the vet, and they tested positive for the dw gene, which means they are genetically predisposed to sex-linked recessive dwarfism.

Watch out for your flock, the vet said it's a growing problem.

You should probably start a thread, to get the word out. I would probably put it in the medical forum. Thank you for the info, I will be looking it up.

 

[Everose]

 

[janiedoe]

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What can I say...5am.
I did look it up though, and I think that might be my little tiny legbars problem. So thanks @defazzy

 

[Everose]

What can I say...5am.

I feel you.
My family always said my blood never started flowing until noon

I did look it up though, and I think that might be my little tiny legbars problem. So thanks @defazzy

Aw, poor baby

 

[janiedoe]

I feel you.
My family always said my blood never started flowing until noon

Aw, poor baby

Post menopausal, blonde with no coffee in my system.