Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

What do you call a fish without one eye?

Spoiler

fsh

 

[Brooks_]

They're getting worse!

 

[Isadora]

They're getting worse!

Or are you getting less tolerant?

 

[Brooks_]

Or are you getting less tolerant?

That is not possible.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

They're getting worse!

Thank you.

Or are you getting less tolerant?

I had my patience tested today. It was negative.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

There was a huge explosion in France today at a cheese factory. Da brie is everywhere!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I tried operating a dating service for chickens but I got tired of trying to make hens meet.

 

[troyer]

There was a huge explosion in France today at a cheese factory. Da brie is everywhere!

In Pennsylvania Dutch, brie means runny!

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for teaching me the meaning of transparency. It’s all clear to me now. Also, thank you for teaching me about silence…

 

[Hayden Goseek]