Dad Jokes😂

[defazzy]

When you're having tea and Wyandottes and forget the tea, what do you have?

Spoiler

Wyandoes

 

[KingD]

Why did the old man fall down the hole?

Spoiler: :)

because he couldn't see that well

 

[KingD]

What did one DNA say to the other?

Spoiler: :))

do these genes make me look fat

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for teaching me about auricles and ventricles. I’ll always keep them in my heart.

 

[AntiqueB]

Are you thinking of these on your own, @Jester57 ? Keep 'em coming!

 

[Jester57]

Are you thinking of these on your own, @Jester57 ? Keep 'em coming!

Most of them, but every once in awhile I find one that’s just too good not to pass along. Glad you like them.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Okay, I had to look THAT one up!

That was a quality of early 1800 letters and diaries I noted when doing historical research.
"Never use 6 words when 20 will do."

This is how I write now!

 

[azurbanclucker]

An elderly Japanese gardener asked me what I knew about bonsai trees.

I said... “Very little.”

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for telling me about the audiobook encyclopedia.

Spoiler

It speaks volumes.

 

[Gwhite3678]

What did the Turkey say to the hunter?

“Quack quack!”