Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

I found that the best place to hunt elephants is Alabama.

Spoiler

The Tuscaloosa there.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Spoiler

I still don't know how he got into my Pajamas.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for sending me the article on dietary fiber. It was a little hard to digest.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

 

[Jester57]

Over the years, I’ve had to wrestle with my conscience many times. Fortunately, I’ve gotten better, so now I can beat it two falls out of three.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for the leftover pot roast. I’m sorry, but I think I made a hash of it.

 

[Jester57]

Paleontologists announce the discovery of fossilized remains of ancient bacteria. The bacteria is unique in that it evolved prior to the conceptualization of numbers, rendering it mathematically challenged, Scientists theorize that the bacteria became extinct due to a combination of climate change and the inability to master cellular division.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Even Jethro learnt his 'goezintas.'

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Even Jethro learnt his 'goezintas.'

Okay. 'Beverly Hillbillies' may be too dated.

How about this one?

 

[Jester57]

I knew a girl who wouldn’t date guys with damaged feet. She was lack toes intolerant.

 

[Jester57]

What killed off the mathematically-challenged protozoans? Cellular division.