Dad Jokes😂

[Cold-Blood]

Today I learned that you're really not supposed to leave Ewoks outside.

Turns out they're Endor pets

Well done.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

Why is the ocean less honest whenever a seal swims in it?

Spoiler

Because there’s a sea lion.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for offering to take over my job of jumping over the grizzly.


But its my bear to cross.

 

[Jester57]

When an ape throws out his back, Is that a monkey wrench?

 

[Jester57]

How is seeing a bunch of seashells on the shore, and having a hamper full of dirty clothes alike?

They both occur at low Tide.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining translucent to me.


However, you weren't completely clear.

 

[Jester57]

Why was the man so emotional when they showed him his ripped up clothes?


He was brought to tears.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

There is a very ancient tale of a legendary swordsman who almost saved the princess and the kingdom.

Spoiler

Scholars today define it as a near myth.