Dad Jokes😂

[Sally PB]

I used to do crossword puzzles. A common hint was, "Nice season." The answer was "ete" (without the accents), which is "summer" in French.

 

[Jester57]

Did you see the documentary about steel beam construction?


It was riveting.

 

[Jester57]

That’s a noble sentiment.

 

[Jester57]

If you do a hopping marathon to combat the practice of excluding people from their friends and family if they leave the church,

Spoiler

would you be jumping to conclude shuns?

 

[Jester57]

What is another name for organic whale meat?

Spoiler

A fluke of nature.

 

[Jester57]

I met a foreigner named Hockspitter.


I think he was Flemish.

 

[janiedoe]

I met a foreigner named Hockspitter.


I think he was Flemish.

 

[Jester57]

I once questioned my own existence…


but then I realized my mind was made up.

 

[Jester57]

Why did the tree stop growing taller?

Spoiler

He was bushed

 

[Jester57]

Why couldn’t the very expensive racehorse run very fast?

Spoiler

He was saddled with a lot of debt.