Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

What type of stone is the least desirable to collect?

Spoiler

A headstone

 

[Jester57]

I had to give up learning how to build bridges.

Spoiler

Too much suspense.

 

[Jester57]

Why are tombs so mysterious?

Spoiler

Well, they are kind of cryptic.

 

[Jester57]

He got down on one knee, and she pulled out a gun.

Spoiler

She wasn’t familiar with the rules of engagement.

 

[Jester57]

They found a very solitary composer who passed away while erasing some of his own works.


He’d apparently been decomposing for days.

 

[Jester57]

Why didn’t the cannibal ever want to eat her skinny husband?

Spoiler

He gave her a shoulder too lean on.

 

[Sally PB]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Spoiler

They taste funny.

 

[Jester57]

There’s a new sequel to Dracula coming out.


It’s a revamp.

 

[CloneFly]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay.
You have my Word!

Pretty sure whoever stole it Excells!

 

[Buckingham Palace]

Did you hear about the Italian chef that was in a care accident?
He pasta away


Did you hear about the movie called constipated

It never came out