Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

She became rich and world famous writing a deeply felt memoir of how she was healed from her own personal demons while treating agitated and angry captive dolphins. There was a constant struggle between her needs and the dolphins’. But in the end…

Spoiler

She found herself at cross porpoises.

 

[Jester57]

I tried dating a prospector.

Spoiler

It didn’t pan out.

 

[Jester57]

Why are amoeba jails so small?

Spoiler

They’re only a single cell.

 

[Jester57]

For, lo! The saint walked into the town proclaiming his message so all could hear. He walked straightaway to the town square, not allowing himself to be moved to the right nor the left. Because in that day as now…

it’s hard to turn a prophet.

 

[Jester57]

How does tropical fruit ask for a loan?


Papaya back soon.

 

[Jester57]

The dock gradually went downhill.


It was all the pier pressure.

 

[Jester57]

How are dogs different from trees?

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Good luck making a canoe out of their bark.

 

[Jester57]

How did you know that guy made glue?

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He looked kind of pasty.

 

[ChickyWhicky]

Sorry if repost but...

What did the evil chicken lay?

Spoiler

A DEVILED EGG

 

[Jester57]

She told me not to worry; she was the sole of discretion.


Something smelled fishy right away.