Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I’ve finished writing about half of my novel.

Spoiler

It’s for the semi literate market.

 

[Jester57]

I love films about cows.


They’re so mooving.

 

[Jester57]

If you eat a car…


are there a lot of carbs or just one?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Yesterday I ate a clock.

It was very time consuming.


Especially when I went back for seconds.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

The addition of Valencia-based author, Tomas Enrique Blanco’s story “El camino a Las Estrellas”(The pathway to the Stars) to this year’s Hugo awards came as quite a shock.


Because no one expects the Spanish science fiction.

 

[Jester57]

The court rendered a verdict against the swimsuit model.

Spoiler

It was a summery judgment.

 

[Brooks_]

The man that invented throat lozenges died.

There was no caughin' at his funeral.

 

[Jester57]

I’ve been debating with myself about starting up a backyard apiary.

It’s the ancient question; to bee, or not to bee.

 

[Jester57]

Sometimes I think people don’t like my poetry.

The only songs I’ve ever been asked to write lyrics for were instrumentals.