Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I had a jam today that was really salty.

It was made from ocean currants.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

He didn’t understand homophones…

so he was confused when his gun wouldn’t fire after he caulked it.

 

[Sally PB]

^^

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

 

[Jester57]

There was a politician who used to spy on his guests from hidden passageways in his house.

He was a man of the peep hole.

 

[Jester57]

I once had a hat made of solid stone.


It weighed on my mind.

 

[Jester57]

The Viking chief made many drinking cups from the craniums of his enemies.


It was easy because he had good people skulls.

 

[azurbanclucker]

https://imgur.com/rW61dy3

 

[Jester57]

If you write a second autobiography…


would that be considered a mequel?