Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I’ve been arrested for poaching mushrooms, but never found guilty.

I’ve never had a real Morel conviction.

 

[Jester57]

There were many health concerns at the crypt factory.


For one, the dust from woodworking caused a lot of coffin.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Two cannibals are eating by the fire and one says "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other one says "Just eat your vegetables."

 

[LaFleche]

There were many health concerns at the crypt factory.


For one, the dust from woodworking caused a lot of coffin.

Hilarious!

 

[Jester57]

Ducks, I saw on a nature program, are nature’s version of internet routers.

They have the web on their feet.

 

[Jester57]

I tried writing a novel about the Big Bang.

The epilogue is taking forever to finish.

 

[Jester57]

What was the place like after they killed the last wolf man?

Nowheres.

 

[Jester57]

I accidentally sat on a replacement window.

It was a pane in the butt.

 

[Jester57]

Before electricity…

did life on earth just volve?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the Mothership.