Dad Jokes😂

[EuroChook]

When it's time to move house Emus are really into self-moving. Yes, that's why they always use EMU-haul.

(This works better in Aus or Britain--better said with that chewy, long 'you 'sound for 'u'. Thus emus is there pronounced 'eem-yous').

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I love drag racing. I know its dangerous, but I just love getting dressed up in women's clothing and driving really fast!

This started here in New Orleans long before 'cross dressing' became so political.
A local sportscaster never gave up on our beleauered football team, The Saints. He promised that if they would make it to the playoffs, he would do his broadcast in a Red Dress! Well, Buddy D. passed away before his team made it to and Won the Super Bowl. But in his memory thousands of Saint fans, mostly guys borrow their girlfriend's red dresses and run (walk, drink) a charity marathon in his memory. I'm sure I have most of the details wrong but here it is.

https://www.neworleans.com/event/red-dress-run/3305/
PS; They do it every year every year.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

@EuroChook It's not my site but IMHO feel free to post at will.
(I've been known to over post but I think I've only gotten one site shutdown.)

 

[EuroChook]

@EuroChook It's not my site but IMHO feel free to post at will.
(I've been known to over post but I think I've only gotten one site shutdown.)

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Altight! Then I guess it's okay then haha one site shutdown. You too much fun, but I do believe oreos dunked in whiskey sounds really good right about now too (avoids talking about underwesr for now)

 

[EuroChook]

This started here in New Orleans long before 'cross dressing' became so political.
A local sportscaster never gave up on our beleauered football team, The Saints. He promised that if they would make it to the playoffs, he would do his broadcast in a Red Dress! Well, Buddy D. passed away before his team made it to and Won the Super Bowl. But in his memory thousands of Saint fans,, mostly guys borrow their girlfriend's red dresses and run (walk, drink) a charity marathon in his memory. I'm sure I have most of the details wrong but here it is.
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https://www.neworleans.com/event/red-dress-run/3305/

wow! Details, well, it all stands good by me. What a cool place to live, where people can do drag in his honor. And hopefully nobody got all uppy over it and complained a bit about it. Thank you very much for the link-- that's amazing so many people did that

 

[Jester57]

What do clumsy people eat for breakfast?

Oafmeal.

 

[EuroChook]

It has been scientifically established that cell phone radiation causes cancer in mice. The thing is, who's been calling them?

 

[EuroChook]

When Tom faked insanity, and started acting like a fish, he wasnt sure if anyone would believe it. But his psychiatrist fell for it hook line and shrinker.

 

[EuroChook]

When do you think spiders will update and start building webs in color?

 

[EuroChook]

Don't you hate it when someone comes to the door, knocks on the door, then puts their finger over the peep-hole? To get around that I have 11 peep-holes.