Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

What is green, scaley and 17 minutes long? (Think 1968.)

In A Gadda Da Lizard

 

[Jester57]

Do you remember what happened when they cut the rope to the steeple?


Doesn’t ring any bells.

 

[Sally PB]

What is green, scaley and 17 minutes long? (Think 1968.)

Thank you! Best laugh I've had in a while!!!

 

[Jester57]

If you seen one highway sign too many…


does that mean you’re bill-bored?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

When you can’t stop telling everybody about how bad the performance of particular quartet piece was…

is that disconcerting?

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Jester57]

As part of my initiation, they blindfolded me, tied my hands behind my back and put me on a bareback horse. When they slapped the horse on its butt, they said “hold on with your knees“.

It was unbridled terror.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just paid for a 12 month gym membership.

The bank called to see if my credit card was stolen.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for telling me about the earth.

It means the world to me.