Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

The ice company lost power at their warehouse.

They had to liquidate their entire inventory.


I’m back.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I’m back.

I knew that wouldn't last.

 

[Sally PB]

I’m back.

I'm glad!

 

[Jester57]

I’m sitting inside on a snowy, windy day.

[That’s probably why I keep drifting off.
/ISPOILER]

 

[Jester57]

I knew that wouldn't last.

Yeah, would someone please schedule an intervention?

 

[chickenlover8969]

What are chickens most afraid of? The a-peck-alypse!

 

[Jester57]

How do baby skunks know to lift their tails and spray their antagonists with a foul smelling liquid?

It’s instinctual.

 

[Jester57]

The box of spaghetti tried to pass itself off as fettuccine.

But we knew it was an impasta.

 

[Jester57]

I just saw a cow with one eye in the middle of its forehead.

I’ve never seen a cyclox before.

 

[Jester57]

At that snooty business downtown, they made us take the new window through a narrow alley, and deliver it in the back.

It was a real pane in the rear.