Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin' Catholic

 

[NC_Quail]

Where do basketball players get their uniforms?

New Jersey

 

[SqaukingNTalking]

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says:

“I’m looking for the man that shot my pa(w)”

 

[Jester57]

My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.


It really bugs me.

 

[Jester57]

This kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken.


He was using fowl language.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday!!!!

 

[Jester57]

There’s a new documentary about an all-bean diet.


It’s a gas.

 

[Jester57]

The baseball player fished by tying a baseball to the end of his line.


It was a fly ball.

 

[tlcmurphy]

@Jester57 we’re going to need a groan emoji

 

[ShrekDawg]