Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

I went to the Emergency Room and told the nurse I was bit by a wolf.
She said "Where?" I said "No. Regular"

She is still staring at me.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

me: Waiter, my soup is cold.

Waiter: It's Gazpacho.

Me: Gazpacho, my soup is cold.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

You heard about the new resturant on the moon?

No, how is it?

Food is good but no atmosphere.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Me: "Change is inedible!"

Him: You mean "Change is inevitable."

Me: (spitting out several nickels) "I do not."

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I was once kidnapped by mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.