Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

If your feeding your children frozen pizza and chicken nuggets your a bad mother.

I don't care how busy you are, find time to microwave them.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

If your feeding your children frozen pizza and chicken nuggets your a bad mother.

I don't care how busy you are, find time to microwave them.

I think this is wrong. You can't microwave your children.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I think this is wrong. You can't microwave your children.

Not with that attitude you can't.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Don't let negativity on the internet hold you back.

 

[TOMTE]

Not with that attitude you can't.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Don't let negativity on the internet hold you back.

Sometimes the best conversationalist is yourself

 

[janiedoe]

Sometimes the best conversationalist is yourself

And then thereare other times....

 

[janiedoe]

Subject: poop

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Subject: poo

A friend who was an aviation buff would say,
"I have to fly an over water mission on the Vitreous China Sea."

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says "Hay."

The horse says "Sure."

 

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