Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Frog parking only
All others will be toad

 

[Smoked Brisket]

My wife says I never listen to her.

Or, something like that.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Miss 1- I took a pregnancy test yesterday.

Miss 2- What was the hardest question?


Miss 1- Are you insane?

Miss 2- What did you answer?

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

What do you call a 'dad joker' who isn't really a father?

A faux pa.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue?

Son: What?

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Son: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck there.