Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

The ladies say I'm a 10!

(Two 5's held together with queso.)

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I or someone may have posted this here already.
Sorry, not sorry.


Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

The ladies say I'm a 10!

(Two 5's held together with queso.)

You're a quesadilla!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[MROO]

View attachment 4267068

Grooooooooooooan! That's AWESOME!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

View attachment 4267068

I don't want to MESA round with that joke.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I was kicked out of a Vietnamese restaurant.

They bahn mi pho life.

 

[notabitail]

I or someone may have posted this here already.
Sorry, not sorry.


Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

Sigh, I guess my brisket went bad. It's now telling bad jokes...

 

[notabitail]

View attachment 4267068

So good even Apple flattered their own phones with one (they call the camera bar a "plateau".)